{"id":7,"date":"2012-11-30T02:20:36","date_gmt":"2012-11-30T02:20:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stair2stop.com\/?p=7"},"modified":"2013-02-18T20:51:52","modified_gmt":"2013-02-18T20:51:52","slug":"shit-i-write-the-inaugural-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/?p=7","title":{"rendered":"Shit I Write &#8211; the Inaugural Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sort of like my tag line &#8220;Shit I Write.&#8221; And I am proud if I actually spelled Inaugural correctly without looking it up.<\/p>\n<p>Just so you know&#8230; in keeping with the theme of this blog, I will do precious little editing, not worry about images or grammar or spelling or format. This is just a brain dump. When I die, doctors can study it to determine the vagaries of the human brain. I often think that thoughts occur to me that don&#8217;t occur to others &#8212; not brilliant thoughts &#8212; not bizarre thoughts (as that implies insanity) &#8212; but more like odd wanderings. Like the relative without a filter.<\/p>\n<p>For example, from time to time I think about stopping at a 4-way stop and waving the other driver to go first. When he drives through the intersection, I could accelerate and hit him. Not to hurt him, just to see his reaction.<\/p>\n<p>Candid Camera was the best show ever. It got me started on thinking about these things. I owe it all to Alan Funt.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sort of like my tag line &#8220;Shit I Write.&#8221; And I am proud if I actually spelled Inaugural correctly without looking it up. Just so you know&#8230; in keeping with the theme of this blog, I will do precious &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/?p=7\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brain-dump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions\/73"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}