{"id":28,"date":"2013-01-30T17:57:23","date_gmt":"2013-01-30T17:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stair2stop.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2013-01-31T15:28:49","modified_gmt":"2013-01-31T15:28:49","slug":"dmv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"DMV"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I need to go to the DMV to get a replacement drivers license. The last meeting I had with my drivers license was last week when I removed it from my wallet along with my cash card so I wouldn&#8217;t be troubled dragging my purse around. Great idea. Instead I troubled myself by searching the house, all the stores I visited and their respective parking lots for my lost drivers license and cash card. Where the hell did I put it? Don&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>I know if I go to the DMV, I will find the old one. On the other hand, the DMV will surely provide some material from which to write. There&#8217;s that.<\/p>\n<p>Have you ever noticed that sometimes you find things, not where you least expect, but where you <em>should<\/em> expect to find them? Really, I am amazed when I am amazed to find my shoes in the closet.<\/p>\n<p>Whenever I misplace things I think about the grandmother of a childhood friend. &#8220;Gran&#8221; was getting on in years, but lived with her daughter and grandchildren. Her exploits were constant fodder for the high school lunch table. One of Gran&#8217;s famous moves was when she insisted on cleaning up after dinner. The next day they found the leftover pot roast in a cabinet. Gran was also given to platitudes. She overheard my friend complaining about her mother and Gran reminded her, &#8220;Your mother is going to heaven in a basket.&#8221; \u00a0It&#8217;s had a Moses-in-the-bullrushes ring to it. The alternative, of course, was a fast train to hell. Wonder where I will end up and how I will travel.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I need to go to the DMV to get a replacement drivers license. The last meeting I had with my drivers license was last week when I removed it from my wallet along with my cash card so I wouldn&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/?p=28\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weirdisms"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions\/30"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}