{"id":12,"date":"2013-01-30T16:51:32","date_gmt":"2013-01-30T16:51:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stair2stop.com\/?p=12"},"modified":"2013-02-18T20:51:27","modified_gmt":"2013-02-18T20:51:27","slug":"lurching-the-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/?p=12","title":{"rendered":"lurching the dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just returned from a lurch with the dog. The icy sidewalks made me feel so old that when I lurched passed the neighborhood church and saw a funeral it looked good. By that I mean I thought to myself, &#8220;How nice to lie quietly in a casket while others murmur nice things about me.&#8221; I&#8217;ve always liked the idea that funerals interrupt peoples&#8217; schedules. I don&#8217;t like when families put them off to be more convenient. If you can&#8217;t inconvenience your loved ones when you die, when can you?<\/p>\n<p>But back to my lurch. Despite intense concentration on the sidewalk, the lurch allowed me to ponder my status as a freelance writer and what I am writing. Because I am me, I focused on what I didn&#8217;t do well instead of my flashes of brilliance. Got me thinking about what I really should be writing.<\/p>\n<p>My Christmas letter has gained notoriety because it is the anti-Christmas letter. Perhaps my blog should be the anti-freelance writer blog. I have lots of material.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There was the time I went to a networking lunch and ended up sitting next to someone who had a brain injury. After several minutes of my best networking she confessed that she had no short term memory.<\/li>\n<li>Then there was the project where I spend nearly half a lifetime trying to format a newsletter that my spouse thought resembled a ransom note when I was done.<\/li>\n<li>How about when I got a job proofreading a manuscript. When I was done, the author emailed the publisher a diatribe, listing all the shortcomings of my work. She summed things up: &#8220;At this point, I would be embarrassed to show it to my friends.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Okay, that&#8217;s enough to get my blog started in the right direction. Here is where I will dump it all, all the mistakes and miscues, my brain detours. Maybe there&#8217;s a market for them?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just returned from a lurch with the dog. The icy sidewalks made me feel so old that when I lurched passed the neighborhood church and saw a funeral it looked good. By that I mean I thought to myself, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/?p=12\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brain-dump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions\/72"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stair2stop.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}